Have you laugh today?  Check it out:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hooid1LJ9Kc

A man walks out to the street and catches a taxi just going by.  He gets into the taxi, and the cabbie says, "Perfect timing.  You're just like Frank."
   
Passenger: ' Who?'

Cabbie: "Frank Feldman.  He's a guy who did everything right all the time.  Like my coming along when you needed a cab, things happened like that to Frank Feldman every single time."

Passenger: "There are always a few clouds over everybody."
   
Cabbie: "Not Frank Feldman He was a terrific athlete.  He could have won the Grand-Slam at tennis.  He could golf with the pros. He sang like an opera baritone and danced like a Broadway star and you should have heard him play the piano. He was an amazing guy."
 
Passenger: "Sounds like he was something really special."

Cabbie: "There's more... He had a memory like a computer.  He remembered everybody's birthday.  He knew all about wine, which foods to order and which fork to eat them with. He could fix anything.  Not like me.  I change a fuse, and the whole street blacks out. But Frank Feldman, he did everything right."
   
Passenger: "Wow, some guy then."

Cabbie: "He always knew the quickest way to go in traffic and avoid traffic jams.  Not like me, I always seem to get stuck in 20 them.  But Frank, he never made a mistake, and he really knew how to treat a woman and make her feel good.  He would never answer her back even if she was in the wrong; and his clothing was always immaculate, shoes highly polished too.  He was the perfect man!  He never made a mistake.  No one could ever measure up to Frank Feldman."
 
 Passenger: "An amazing fellow. How did you meet him?"

Cabbie: "Well, I never actually met Frank.  He died.  I'm married to his widow."